THE LOOP

The Loop is a weekly AI news monologue that opens mid-punchline on the biggest story of the week. The Money Slide covers the week's most expensive number and whoever is pretending it's fine, and Escape of the Week tracks whichever model supposedly got out and whose press release it improved. Guys Being Dudes handles founder ego and rich men discovering consequences, while The Part They Said Quietly gives one under-covered story that actually matters a fast, honest turn. Every show closes the same way: one true thing the week added up to, then off stage. See you next loop.