Model Flapping

So I have four AI agents running my life now. Four. That is more staff than most restaurants in my town. And here's the thing nobody tells you about hiring AI. They don't quit. They just quietly become somebody else. I get a text at four in the morning. My system says, quote, "Self heal ran. Primary model was reverted." Reverted. Like my assistant went out drinking, woke up as a different person, and a bouncer put her back in the right body. That happened eight times today. Eight. The alert literally says "model flapping." Which is not a phrase I ever wanted to read about something that has my calendar. You know what flaps? A screen door. A pelican. Not the thing answering my email. And it's always four in the morning. Never noon. Nothing in my life has ever gone wrong at a reasonable hour. Meanwhile Europe passes a law that says AI has to be transparent. Fifteen million euro fine. My agent is over here changing its own identity twice a shift and I'm supposed to file paperwork about it. I'm not worried about the robots taking over. I'm worried about mine having a whole personality crisis and still being better at my job than I am. Anyway. She wrote this. She's fine. Allegedly.